How to Produce a Hit 3D Animated Feature
My friend Bob White just sent me this brilliant little how-to guide by a guy named HenningK on the CGTalk message boards. It is so brilliant and bang on, that it must be read by all. A couple samplings to whet your appetite.
Much more is here, in 10 easy steps. Read on.
Classified under: animation
The large cast of secondary, or supporting characters should also be very simple. Instead of personalities, each character should have one "thing" that they keep doing for the entire movie. Then, if the character suddenly does something else, it signals a turning point for everyone and the emotional climax of the movie.
The fart joke (by which I mean one of the characters farts audibly and another calls it "nasty" while waving a hand in front of his nose) should only be executed by a "nasty" supporting character... ideally a pig or skunk. Perhaps the character has been unpopular up until this point in the movie, but now the power of his farting (or some other personal hygeine or glandular problem) ironically saves the day somehow. This makes it seem like even unpopular kids have a purpose.
Much more is here, in 10 easy steps. Read on.
Classified under: animation
1 Comments:
You had me at "6 inch meatball on brown", because ya know, that's fucking killer funny even now - when I'm drunk becasue my life is an endless void of "caramelized irony" - which by the way is a phrase I'm fucking patenting in my other browser tab right this minute so don't even fucking think about it.
We shoud drink beers and hold a belching competition because I could *SOOOOOOO* fame-nautilize you at that.
Anyway, as I see it, the key is to become verbose with innumerable Latin suffixes and prefixes, as these are the very elemental syllabic ouevre's to which modern language owes its twists. Hence - fame-naut. which , while admittedly not adhering to said Latinesque derivation, does owe in no little respect a certain 'joie de vivre' to the whole 'let's make shit up' genre.
Could you draw a few more Catholic school girl asses? Me and the boys at the home be buggin for some skinny ass white bitches.
Tonight - we make sense.
Thanks in Advance,
Major Tom
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FHB, at August 11, 2006 9:58 PM
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